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  SRSLY U GUYS B CAREFUL!!!

  Well, this has sort of turned into a week of scary bad news, hasn’t it? First, loved ones are gettin’ stabbed by sandwich-crazed loons, then we find out having too voracious of an appetite for sandwiches (and not chewing very well) is dangerous, and now, the ultimate: sausage sandwiches will kill you. Well, getting loaded [...]

  02.13.09 | Permalink | Comment?

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  Seriously, Be Careful Everybody!

  One day, people are “accidently” stabbing loved ones while making a sandwich, the next they’re passing out while eating a sandwich and driving. And the culprit was a ham sandwich. Ham sandwiches of the world, haven’t you taken enough from us already???
  Now, some people might say that eating while driving is dangerous anyways. To those [...]

  02.11.09 | Permalink | 1 Comment

• Gossip

  She Doesn’t Even Eat Ham? Case Dismissed.

  Look, people: sandwiches are dangerous. Don’t leave your children alone with them (especially if you have not properly cut the crust off!), don’t eat a sandwich if it has not been in your possession since you left the house, and don’t go waving your large, sharp sandwich knife (which you need to keep VERY sharp) [...]

  02.10.09 | Permalink | 2 Comments