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Chains, Review
McDonalds: McDouble vs. Double Cheeseburger

Allow me to preface this post by saying this is really important shit…
For years the Double Cheeseburger has been my default setting for any and all McDonald’s runs. When news broke that they were raising the price to $1.19, effectively fucking up my entire universe, I was surprised at their audacity. They knew how much that [...]

12.22.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments
Chains, Gossip
McDonalds Closes Door, Opens Window

Between the loogie in a cop’s burger and attempting to patent the sadwich making process, this has been a HUGE week for McDonald’s.
It seems The D’s has decided to save the best for last, as CNNMoney reports that they will be raising the price of one of America’s most beloved dollar menu items…
McDonald’s Corp. (MCD) [...]

11.26.08 | Permalink | 12 Comments
Chains, Gossip
No, I just told him that so he makes it good.

Apparently, Officer Farva stopped by a McDonald’s in New York and some punk kids spit in his burger.
I don’t remember seeing “Expectorate on top of hot garnishes” as one of the steps in McDonald’s attempt at patenting the sandwich.

11.25.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments
Gossip
McDonalds FTW!

In a giant “fuck you” to the Earl of Sandwich, McDonald’s is attempting to patent the sandwich making process.
The image above is the specific order of operations the fast food behemoth recently applied for in patent WO2006068865, titled Method and Apparatus for Making a Sandwich.
As much as I despise McDonald’s, I can’t help but think about [...]

11.25.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments
Experiments
Gluttony, Thy Name is McDonalds Pizza

The stars aligned recently and I was able to get to sunny Southern California to visit my homey Diddy. She and I had been talking about making this monstrosity for well over a year (after seeing this) and were finally able to display our mutual hatred for our stomachs in one fiery ball of gluttony…
Ingredients:

Boboli [...]

11.18.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments