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  She Doesn’t Even Eat Ham? Case Dismissed.

  Look, people: sandwiches are dangerous. Don’t leave your children alone with them (especially if you have not properly cut the crust off!), don’t eat a sandwich if it has not been in your possession since you left the house, and don’t go waving your large, sharp sandwich knife (which you need to keep VERY sharp) [...]

  02.10.09 | Permalink | 2 Comments

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  The Old Knife in the Sandwich Scam

  This delightful looking couple is irate over allegedly finding a 4-inch knife in their Subway sandwich earlier this week.  As with most stories of this nature, the franchisee claims that there is no proof that the knife came from his store…and around and around we go.
  ‘My husband and I would quite happily take lie detector [...]

  12.04.08 | Permalink | Comment?