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• Chains, Gossip

  McDonalds Closes Door, Opens Window

   
  Between the loogie in a cop’s burger and attempting to patent the sadwich making process, this has been a HUGE week for McDonald’s.  
  It seems The D’s has decided to save the best for last, as CNNMoney reports that they will be raising the price of one of America’s most beloved dollar menu items…
  McDonald’s Corp. (MCD) [...]

  11.26.08 | Permalink | 12 Comments

• Gossip

  McDonalds FTW!

  In a giant “fuck you” to the Earl of Sandwich, McDonald’s is attempting to patent the sandwich making process.
  The image above is the specific order of operations the fast food behemoth recently applied for in patent WO2006068865, titled Method and Apparatus for Making a Sandwich. 
  As much as I despise McDonald’s, I can’t help but think about [...]

  11.25.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

• Experiments

  Gluttony, Thy Name is McDonalds Pizza

  The stars aligned recently and I was able to get to sunny Southern California to visit my homey Diddy.  She and I had been talking about making this monstrosity for well over a year (after seeing this) and were finally able to display our mutual hatred for our stomachs in one fiery ball of gluttony…
  Ingredients:

  Boboli [...]

  11.18.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments