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• Chains

  Sorry Blimpie, This Will Not Impress Anyone

  So Blimpie, whose tagline I’m pretty sure is  “America’s favorite alternative to Subway when there’s not a Subway around and they happen to be inside of a Citgo that has a Blimpie“,  has given themselves a facelift. But sort of in the Botox/injection/now-you-can’t-make-normal-facial-expressions kind of facelift. They’ve sucked all the life out of a second [...]

  02.05.09 | Permalink | Comment?

• Chains, Gossip

  First Mistake: Going to Blimpie

  I never trusted Blimpie in the first place, so this doesn’t help consumer confidence in the area directly around me.
  Approximately 5,250 pounds of frozen Blimpie beef sandwich portions sold since November 14, 2008, have been recalled due to possible contamination with Listeria monocytogenes, which is the bacterium that causes listeriosis food poisoning.
  Seriously, when was the [...]

  12.01.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment