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  She Doesn’t Even Eat Ham? Case Dismissed.

  Look, people: sandwiches are dangerous. Don’t leave your children alone with them (especially if you have not properly cut the crust off!), don’t eat a sandwich if it has not been in your possession since you left the house, and don’t go waving your large, sharp sandwich knife (which you need to keep VERY sharp) [...]

  02.10.09 | Permalink | 2 Comments