Well, this has sort of turned into a week of scary bad news, hasn’t it? First, loved ones are gettin’ stabbed by sandwich-crazed loons, then we find out having too voracious of an appetite for sandwiches (and not chewing very well) is dangerous, and now, the ultimate: sausage sandwiches will kill you. Well, getting loaded to the point of being 5 times the legal limit (which, I assume, in England, is already like double what it is here), and passing out while eating said sausage sandwich, that will kill you. But the immediate nature of that is what worries me, since I am burdened by the crushing reality of how my steady diet of sausage-bacon-guacamole-cheeseburgers will eventually kill me. But that’s not RIGHT NOW.
And I haven’t even mentioned that I’ve had to curtail getting up in the middle of the night and making a peanut butter and banana sandwich (or three) - THAT WILL KILL YOU, TOO!
I’m scared.
See where it went downTalkin ‘bout: british | danger | peanut butter | public safety | salmonella | sausage
02.13.09 | Permalink |
