One day, people are “accidently” stabbing loved ones while making a sandwich, the next they’re passing out while eating a sandwich and driving. And the culprit was a ham sandwich. Ham sandwiches of the world, haven’t you taken enough from us already???
Now, some people might say that eating while driving is dangerous anyways. To those people, I say: drive-thru! They wouldn’t be allowed to serve food through an easily-accessible-by-car window if it wasn’t perfectly safe to do several things at once while driving, like I’m doing now. Hell, I’m making a PB & J while I tap this out on my iPhone, goin’ 75 down the parkway. Outta the way grandma!!
Just be careful out there taking your very large bites of sandwiches, everybody.
Posted by: Nate
Talkin ‘bout: british | drive thru | ham | health | mama cass | public safety
02.11.09 | Permalink |
Talkin ‘bout: british | drive thru | ham | health | mama cass | public safety
02.11.09 | Permalink |
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