This is happening. To one-up my good friend Steve (works in computer sales in California) today, who has some sort of announcement, I’m making an announcement of my own - I still eat sandwiches.
That’s right, I’m not wasting away, eating full dinners and appetizers only - I eat sandwiches. Lots of ‘em. And I promise [...]
We DO need a word for “sandwich love,” or we’ll fail, just like the ancient Greeks.
OK, we need to break up this McDonald’s-centric news. I think my arteries are clogging just picturing the Arches so much.
As we head into Turkey Day, I inevitably think ahead to when it’s all over - because if you can’t think about what you’re going to do next, how are you supposed to mildly enjoy [...]
GenderAnalyzer.com, which despite its popularity is the stupidest thing on the interwebs, determined with 80% accuracy that Nate and I are both dudes. This would be pretty impressive if it weren’t for the fact that the site is the Sex Panther of web properties.
53% of the time, it works everytime…
Let me ask you a question…how do you feel about frilly toothpicks???